We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks Welcome to the jungle What's that rumbling? Is it tropic thunder? Or is it the bomb blowing up is it Osmium's atomic number? There's no time to ponder, wonder Los Muertos are on the run they're coming for your daughters But there's one man who will not succumb to bullies Villainy, tyranny, scum the slum At least somebody's summoned the courage To come and be the one to fill them with steel Without pulling a gun on these silly billies Is he stealing his flow from Machine Gun Kelly Who he's seen on telly? Nope, he's already made the Killshot These other MC's aren't ready Steady aiming in a deadly game Deliver heavy pain Bigger than belly ache Ready made for giving hell and yet he'll barely break At any stage Whether witnessing Chevy chase Chase Betty page He'll make it evident he's made mistakes And send him straight To an early grave Pearly gates, helix rockets Where's he keep them? Really big pockets Locking and loading Whatever option he's chosen He's toting loads of more of what matters The former Morrison's slogan So Logan Paul would be proud of the bodies He's shot for promotion We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks So heaven forbid You get in his shit Unless you're exceptionally thick If your preference is Him letting you live Then leg it you better be quick Or the experts predict Your life expectancy's set for a definite dip When Seventy Six Is leaving your body resembling ketchup and chips It's Jack Morrison This track walloping So watch the words that come out your mouth Or he'll leave your lip fat collagen Polishing his gun until he can see his face in it Aiming straight through his sights 'til he can see your face in it His tactical visor's A tactic advisor A contraption devised To help him see the battlefield wiser Jack is the type of guy that's thriving in a target rich environment And he likes settling arguments With armour, clips and armaments Sharp shooting, feel the needle sting Seventy Six is a mean old thing But is it his age or the name of Philadelphia's B-ball team Once a young boy, farmer's son All harmless fun 'Til he joined the armed forces and encountered countless guns America's pride and darling son Buried alive at Arlington But he wasn't ready to go back to the soil His time of farming's done He never died, he's hardly begun He's hardly started the fun's just commencing There's tons of aggressors He'd like to confront and fights to be won We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks We're all Soldier Seventy Six Except we'll never be ripped American kids Getting to grips With intricate weapons as heavy as bricks So heaven forbid You get in his shit Unless you're exceptionally thick If your preference is Him letting you live Then leg it you better be quick Or the experts predict Your life expectancy's set for a definite dip When Seventy Six Is leaving your body resembling ketchup and chips