Good day to all Americans I'm here with a catastrophe And a number of questions to one I'm hoping will answer these My name is Shizzy Sixx with the DB6 News And I'm Dan Bull, here to discuss the issues OK, recently it seems America caused a blunder Fallen under, suffered The reason why is what we all have wondered Capitol Hill were meant to passing a bill About how America was splashing mils But they were lacking the skill Lagging until it was too late and shut down But now that it's shutdown and sundown Dan, what now? Well, first an urgent purge of federal workers Essential ones will stay, the rest will be worthless Along with being worthless, with hungry mouths and stress Do you have any idea how many people it'll affect? Well, 800,000 are not deemed essential So their diaries are gonna be real uneventful The eventual tears will be a lot to see What exactly will this do the economy? We will see a drop in stocks and profits immediately The longer it goes on, the more it eats into the GDP Dropping quick as a DDT, I can't help but feel choked up Dan, since you're in the office, care to explain what's the hold up? Yeah, of course The Democrats are in a never-ending spat With the Republicans on just how to spend their tax And because that, we can't relax There's drama here Care to tell me what that has to do with Obamacare? Well, some Republicans believe that social healthcare Is so bad for welfare, they're ready to go out there This is nail-biting stuff for Obama's cuticles And equally key play for major pharmaceuticals Seems for some of these guys, being in office is unsuitable I'd rather see them clean cars and never see a cubicle! I'm sorry, I'm just enraged and took a slight detour Now my next question is: has this happened before? The last shutdown was nearly 20 years ago, lasting 21 days So this appears to show that it could take a serious amount of time To resolve what's a fuss about a dime Which is a shame, it's like a game With our funds is being played But during the whole fiasco, does the President get paid? Yep The President's still getting sent a paycheck With everyone in Congress, it's a safe bet At this point, I just feel that America neglects me But just to be sure, how does this whole thing affect me? Well, in many ways you won't be left on your own But won't be able to get a passport or federal loan But despite the major changes that we're sure to see It won't affect national or social security Well, I suppose that's a positive, diminishing the shame But the biggest question here is: WHO ARE WE TO BLAME?! Yeah, who's responsible for digging this hole? Well, opinion polls suggest them in control of Congress While about 10% less blame the President for getting us into this bloody mess Well Dan, I appreciate you taking out the time To elighten us here at DB6 at five, now We wait to see if we're out of luck now Or if power returns to the system to end this... SHUTDOWN