I was working late one balmy humid evening down the office When a human kid named Tim came racing in straight out the Darkness He claimed his old man had vanished asked my hand in looking harder 'Cause he wasn't the kind of bum father to just up and scarper Something was more than wrong, he could see this all along Could read the calling card of evil, hear the morbid song I'm detective Pikachu People don't believe the news that Pikachu could be the dude To piece the clues and leads, pursue the creep, deduce the seedy truth Pikachu will peek at you, through his magnifying glass And see the truth you seek to hide under that lying ass But I'm not buying that, you think I was born yesterday? I've had the best of dames test my aim, she never gets away I'll never rest my case, until the perp is stuck in the clink Then I might hit the bar to celebrate and buy a cigar to puff with my drink Double scotch on the rocks, still grafting hard when off the clock She must have strapped a rock to the body, pushed it off the dock A hot cup of Joe to pick me up like I'm cutting blow Another all nighter, I require that get up and go I'm detective Pikachu Following the leads and clues I'm detective Pikachu Following the trail of seeds to you Peekaboo Peekaboo, it's Pikachu but keep it to yourself Be careful who you tell or you could well undo the spell We meet the clientele behind the stairwell of the hotel It's show and tell, they show and tell, and then we go and smell The trail, till we've made the perpetrators only home a cell I've never lost a case yet so it's tough to oversell Now farewell, I have to bounce like a basketball 'Cause suspects are just like Pokemon, I gotta catch 'em all I'm detective Pikachu Following the leads and clues I'm detective Pikachu Following the trail of seeds to you Peekaboo