This is a hold-up! Ten Million I've got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom Now hand over the Diamond Play Button 'Cause his facemask's stainless steel It's attached to his face like a grapefruit peel Dat face reveal's gonna make 'em squeal But when's it gonna be? Patient, we'll need to negociate a deal Then maybe we'll see about making it real He's a mystical being from space Even his family hasn't seen his face And I know I shouldn't tell you this, he'll be fumin' But he looks just like a typical human And assuming you didn't figure it out already He really loves his teddy When he doesn't get a hug he becomes unsteady Vomit on his sweater, mom's spaghetti You're getting soaked no stopping the leak Like a toddler reluctant to sleep Acting as if he's got nothing to eat But he's one of the top, the elite I got as many views in my career As Delirious has just got in a week You better Shuch up when I drop on the beat Because even though he can't properly speak He will climb greatness mountain and then grab Greatness's tits at the top of the peak He can play Gmod Hide and Seek With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek Everyday's Friday the Thirteenth, so Check your sub box first thing, oh He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod Try and stop him and there'll be a season of Jihad Fighting over who might be the supreme God They've both never been seen, does it seem odd? The Delirious family knows We're unlike the average joes Or Mannequin hoes The insanity shows No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads Your'e damned if you do and you're damned if you don't So strap on the mask and gooooo The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak Why so serious, why so blue? Ain't H2O Delirious right fo' you? Why? What lenghts could a guy go to To provide your amusement, acquire those views In Vinewood driving a Rhino through Find Shia LeBeouf and call him Shilo Boof Ahem, that was a typo, oops No need to correct me you snide lil' douche Everyone's a critic, the line's so true When you get what creators online go through "You're so useless and I'm so cool" I can hit a low and a high note too 'Scuse me but do I know you? Telling me to die, bro, why don't you Shuch up! You're in serious need of a TOUCH UP! I don't meen make up, I mean getting ROUGHED UP! Shuch up! If you found that offensive well then You should have heard what I took out the Rough cut! Shuch up! If you don't, I've a prediction Shuch up! You'll become a survivor victim Shuch up! Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up! Just Shuch up! Shuch up! Shuch up! Just Shuch up! Or I'll introduce my foot to your buttocks The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak Boat wrecker, dope peddlar, vogue setter Go getter, joke teller, so clever Wana make a video better? No pressure Lol joke the heat's overloading your processor You're a flat pack hat rack, he's an oak dresser Don't imitate, come up with your own method Or even better, just don't ever Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather Taking over the show at his own leisure While I study flows like a professor We dunno whether dinos had no feathers But we do know the zero's supposed to be a letter It's totally an "O" not a number This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber Known as zuchini Oh 'scuse me, but I'm from overseas, so sue me Goody two shoes and a blue hoody Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy? Who? True that he's too good he needs to be studied To discover the gene making movies funny Ten million subs that'll see YouTube Then be "Please mummy, we need food" How can I say this without seeming rude? Pff, screw it, you're a penis dude! The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak Lemme begin a rap that's incredibly fast See me get in and then vanish quicker Than the fidget spinner fad MiniLadd's getting really mad, checking the minimap Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap Will he actually get'em back and intact, or be Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag With a death date written on the tag I know true, it's a sucky task But somebody's gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask That costume's Delirious, don't copy that Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast He needs food to bloat up his body mass And make a meal montage with a Rocky track One second, he's a fully jolly chap And the next he's a bloody stroppy twat And if you haven't ever heard of Batcoon He's a badass, crime-fighting racoon Kicking every villain's ass to this rap tune 'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon Delirious rhymes with: Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience So get down on your knees and beg With a prayer to the white circle easter egg The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings This chorus should sound so much better but I can't sing So instead of singing melodies I just sort of rythmically speak About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing Greatness's tits at the top of the peak