Good evening I've had a hell of a Halloween Don't even ask me how the hell I've been feeling 'Cause I haven't been sleeping well I can't even dream But I've been throwing hands With my sleep paralysis demon Viewer beware: You're due for a scare No clue as to when Or who, what or where it boo! It was there. Ha! Come and sit down I've ordered you a meal Don't ask what it is now All will be revealed Grab a glass Let the claret pour until it's filled Can't use too many napkins For the gore that's getting spilled You're George Foreman Shove my pork up in your grill Who needs a toothpick? I've brought a frigging drill I've boarded up the windows and the door You feel the chill As I sneak away the key Until your jaw done bloody peeled I touched a nerve Now I'm all up in your feels Call me Jada For the way I'm torturing at will Remember fluffy bears' paws Cover their claws Therefore Beware false mentors Who wear wool 'Cause they're all werewolves In prayer shawls They're storing fentanyl On creche floors This is a chess board And we're just their pawns Sent forth To trick-or-treat at death's door A rare form of pure misery Bare walls and headboards You'll get a wee bit more Than bed sores Seeing red Bull prepares horns And then gores How many horsemen Are coming again? Four! Alarms ringing The darkest figures And foul creations You are in a predicament And unless I'm mistaken Your heart rhythm Is quickening Giving you palpitations You start shivering Suddenly something inside awakens! Hope you all have a safe Halloween! Goosebumps I get those goosebumps every time