[Verse 1] We're all contagious, connected through the air Fingers crossed and go and get some donuts if you dare Thousand rolls of toilet paper on the shelf I'm quarantined from myself Zoom for your birthday, Zoom for your school Zoom, Zoom, swimmin' pool, olden rule Say their names, draw the lines Kobe, Chadwick, John Prine Editors, creditors, Redditors, impostors All day in your jams Three cheers for the essential workers Three cheers for the cardboard fans [Chorus] It's a burnin' tire, a dumpster fire A go-with-it, throw a fit, out of tune choir Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear It's a beautiful, rotten, never to bе forgotten kinda year [Verse 2] Bake your bagеls and banana bread Take class in your underwear, samosas on the bedspread Stream into the moon, let your hair grown long Politicians every corner, sourdough starter Murder hornets, roadside pickup Lockdown, global reach, welcome to the beach I know that we will dance again I know that we will love again Stompin' in the rain, we'll feel you in the distance Even stronger than before I'm gonna tackle you and smother you with kisses Soon as you come through that door [Chorus] It's a burnin' tire, a dumpster fire A, "Who you gonna hire?" An out of tune choir Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear It's a beautiful, rotten, never to be forgotten It's a burnin' tire, a dumpster fire A, "Who you gonna hire?" An out of tune choir Trip over your laces, fall down on your rear It's a beautiful, rotten, never to be forgotten kinda year