I lose, you win 
I lose, you win 
I lose, you win 
I lose again 
But you're on my five-year plan 
Your time will come 
When you least expect it, expect it! 
The five-year plan 
You fucked me over 
You did me wrong 
You know why 
I wrote this song 
The five-year plan 
Until the, I'll just pretend 
That you are still my friend 
But in the end, your time will come 
When you least expect it, expect it! 
The five-year plan 
I don't forget so easily 
No, I'm not so quick to forget 
The five-year plan 
I hold a grudge 
I live for revenge 
The five-year plan 
I win, you lose 
I win, you lose 
I win!