Give all my money to chicks 
And the dude at the corner store 
After I pay the landlord 
I ain't got no more 

Money comes and money goes 
It's already spent 
But it's no mystery 
Where it all went 

That's why I'm always broke 
Hey man, it ain't no joke 
I can't seem to save 
Pay my bills or behave
 
If it wasn't for that monthly bill 
I'd be a millionaire 
"hey guys, up here in front 
Just pull up a chair 
Girl, come on over here 
You can drink your fill 
Bartender, keep 'em coming 
Put 'em on my bill" 

That's why I'm always broke 
Hey man, it ain't no joke 
I can't seem to save 
Pay my bills or behave