We got ourselves a real logjam
We got ourselves a real logjam

Welcome to Canada, it's a thing of beauty
A bunch of rich dicks lookin' for booty 
Watch the fools who just can't wait 
To split up the country, make it second rate 

We got ourselves a real logjam 
Free traders pullin' their scam 
We got ourselves a real logjam 
Sell the country off to uncle Sam 

Our native people 
Have no say 
And millions of rednecks 
Like it that way 
The hacks in office, 
The nose in the trough 
It's time to boot 'em 
Into the rideau canal

We got ourselves a real logjam 
Free traders pullin' their scam 
We got ourselves a real logjam 
Sell the country off to uncle Sam 

We got ourselves a real logjam 
Free traders pullin' their scam 
We got ourselves a real logjam 
Sell the country off to uncle Sam 

We got ourselves a real logjam 
We got ourselves a real logjam 
We got ourselves a real logjam 
We got ourselves a real logjam