if i'm not the crack of the cork and the shot in the arm across the room like a four alarm some kind of danger i look that way you try to be cool with little to say i can't be the calm your bottle of wine i have to be a quarter not a nickel and dimes i want to be the prayer answered when you meet me the pain the bat and the blood when you beat me because you're infallible bombastic sonically elastic entergetic spastic explosive plastic sculpture cast it mclaren pass it emotional strastic egg first crack it first date mack it suitcase pack it eight ball rack it sadness don't mask it thoughts schoolastic glockenspiel blast it pack of butts hack it a hit song track it hatred whack it sorrow sack it wasted drink it if you thought it think it like pretty and pink kid battleship sink it big dream make a bid do it you just did if i'm not the crack of the cork and the shot in the arm across the room like a four alarm some kind of danger i look that way you try to be cool with little to say i can't be the calm your bottle of wine i have to be a quarter not a nickel and dimes i want to be the prayer answered when you meet me the pain the bat and the blood when you beat me because you're impossibly protected criminally respected soulfully connected chaotically hectic temptress naked candycoat bake it dune city rake it concerns placated you know you have to make it if it's not broken break it it it's stolen take it answer with a bayonet dime bag stash it accelerator mash it get it out like an exorcist sado like a masochist nine o thrash it five o smash it hotel room trash it coming down crash it like pistols and pink sid stir it up and drink it big leap make a bid do it you just did if i'm not the crack of the cork and the shot in the arm across the room like a four alarm some kind of danger i look that way you try to be cool with little to say i can't be the calm your bottle of wine i have to be a quarter not a nickel and dimes i want to be the prayer answered when you meet me the pain the bat and the blood when you beat me the pain the bat and the blood when you beat me (4x) [thanks to julessc80@aol.com for sending these lyrics]