Once upon a time I stumbled on a master plan Better than a time-machine Simple to understand Just consume a pint of this And one or two of these Head in arm and hand in hand We'll haunt the seven-seas If you choose we can confuse You favourite enemy Find a dungeon with a pungent Tropicality Waft about and groan a bit And make him feel at ease Head in arm and hand in hand We'll haunt the seven-seas Isn't it original to be invisible Be a ghost and make the most Of when you come to call Nobody will know you're there Unless you care to sneeze Head in arm and hand in hand We'll haunt the seven-seas