One gigantic beached whale Desiccates on the neighbor's curb Guess they threw her away Could've waited till garbage day What do we do now? If only we were Inuit What do we do now? You can bet the HOA will hear about this Inconveniences abound The world is our oyster and we can shuck off all we want And oh, how we want to want An abandoned high-rise Toppled over in the dead of night Now it rests horizontal on a low-income neighborhood What do we do now? Could it be repurposed? What do we do now? Maybe field some offers for a dollar store If comedy is tragedy It's funny to think of the billions of people in need While we put up our feet What do we do now? Light a match to this world What do we do now? If someone could dismantle this kleptocracy The checks and balances are off The checks were elastic, imbalances drafted the map We see-sawed with fat cats What do we do now? Light a match to this world What do we do now? Dismantle me, oh God, oh please