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- "Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?"
- Memories Elephant
- Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
- Pr8y Boi
- Pope Alexander
- Poo
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- One Hundred Million Years Ago a Hero Crossed the Land
- On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
- Obsessive Muso with No Friends
- Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
- Notches
- Nostril Tampon
- Mushroomz
- Ms Jackson
- Memento Mori
- Roll-on Deoderant
- Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
- Love
- Little Creepy
- Life Is Life and That's so Deep
- Leech Boy
- Late Night People Watching
- Just A Worm
- Just a Snail
- Jk
- It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either
- It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen)
- It Was a Swift Not a Swallow
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- T "Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?"
- T (Onion) Garden Fart [Onion]
- T 18
- T A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights
- T A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
- T A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields
- T A Soreness so Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
- T All of My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than a Minute
- T An Academics Lament on Barbie
- T An Intimate Message
- T Anti-Capitalism Is a Great Marketing Technique
- T Baby Self Absorbed
- T Blink
- T Blood
- T Blur
- T Boosep
- T Break Stuff
- T Care Not for Your Clubnights
- T Cat Food
- T Colm Hindsight
- T Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
- T Cool Knife Bro
- T Corduroy
- T Cringey Wincer
- T Crumpledbigskin
- T Crywank Are Posers
- T Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- T Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten
- T Deep Down I'm Really Mark Smith
- T Do You Have Ppe for Self-Esteem?
- T Don't Forget to Like Share and Subscribe
- T Don't Listen To This Song
- T Doubt
- T Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
- T Egg And Spoon
- T Ego Is a Phoenix
- T Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
- T Falling Down a Hole
- T Flower in Hand
- T Forlorn Leghorn
- T Fuck You Dan
- T Fuck You James
- T Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening to Gb
- T Goku Is Cool
- T Graph Paper
- T Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
- T Hate
- T Hey Dan How R U Miss U
- Hi Dan How R U Miss U
- T Hikikomori
- T Chainmail
- T Chomsky-Honk
- T Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!
- T I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- T I Am a Rockstar Who Is Really Cool and Sexy
- T I Am in Great Pain, Please Help Me
- T I Am Shit
- T I Dance To Trance In Garbage Pants
- I Light a Candle Where the Streetlight Points Up
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. I: Bicker Man
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. II: Stretch Armstonk
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. III: The Bards Mard
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. IV: Just Potatoes
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. V: Yellow Donut Doggo
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. VII: Merry Sage Of Perspective
- T I Love You But I've Chosen Me, Pt. VIII: Mince (Hack Into The Mainframe)
- T I Think I’m Dying and I’m Doing Nothing About It
- T I'll Have Something In A Bit
- T I'm a Cliché
- T I’ll Have Some in a Bit
- T If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- It Was a Swift Not a Swallow
- T It Was A Swift Not A Swallow (I Never Listen)
- T It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either
- T Jk
- T Just a Snail
- T Just A Worm
- T Late Night People Watching
- T Leech Boy
- T Life Is Life and That's so Deep
- T Little Creepy
- T Love
- T Me Me Me (Boo Hoo)
- T Memento Mori
- T Memories Elephant
- T Ms Jackson
- T Mushroomz
- T Nostril Tampon
- T Notches
- T Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
- T Obsessive Muso with No Friends
- T On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
- T One Hundred Million Years Ago a Hero Crossed the Land
- T Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- T Poo
- T Pope Alexander
- T Pr8y Boi
- T Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
- T Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo
- T Roll-on Deoderant
- T Self(Ish)
- T Song for a Guilty Sadist
- T Squeezing the Damp Tea Towel to Its Final Few Drips
- T Talking 1
- T Talking 2
- T Talking 3
- T The Best
- T The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
- T The Poured Boy of Kutná Hora
- T The Story of the Lizard and the Sock
- T The Yolk That Fell Out
- T There All Is Aching
- T Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction with an Old Friend
- T This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- T Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
- T Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
- T Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging with a Profit-Based Print Media
- T Tin Foil Hat Crew at the Student House Party
- T Trying to Pass off Playing Merge Games as a Form of Meditation
- T Unassimilated Normie
- T Ungrateful Son
- T Waste
- T Welcome To Castle Eughggughghgughg
- T Welcome To Castle Irwell
- T When You Eat Yourself, First Start with Your Head up Your Arse
- T Who Am I???1
- T Woodchuck
- T You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
- T You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
- T Your Own Worst Enemy Critic
- T Youreyeah
- T Yuppie Gloup
- T Zains, Cam4, Wah-Wah and Sirens
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2021
Just Popping in to Say Hi
- 1 Hi Dan How R U Miss U
- 2 Trying to Pass off Playing Merge Games as a Form of Meditation
- 3 Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction with an Old Friend
- 4 On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
- 5 One Hundred Million Years Ago a Hero Crossed the Land
- 6 Memories Elephant
- 7 Chainmail
- 8 Cool Knife Bro
- 9 I Am a Rockstar Who Is Really Cool and Sexy
- 10 Crumpledbigskin
- 11 Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
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2019
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
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2018
Shameless Money Grab
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2017
Egg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
- 1 A Soreness so Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
- 2 Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo
- 3 When You Eat Yourself, First Start with Your Head up Your Arse
- 4 Woodchuck
- 5 Who Am I???1
- 6 Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
- 7 Colm Hindsight
- 8 A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields
- 9 (Onion) Garden Fart [Onion]
- 10 Tin Foil Hat Crew at the Student House Party
- 11 Chomsky-Honk
- 12 Goku Is Cool
- 13 Don't Forget to Like Share and Subscribe
- 14 I Think I’m Dying and I’m Doing Nothing About It
- 15 Anti-Capitalism Is a Great Marketing Technique
- 16 Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging with a Profit-Based Print Media
- 17 An Academics Lament on Barbie
- 18 Fuck You Dan
- 19 Fuck You James
- 20 Pr8y Boi
- 21 Life Is Life and That's so Deep
- 22 Roll-on Deoderant
- 23 The Story of the Lizard and the Sock
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2016
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
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2015
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
- 1 Memento Mori
- 2 Song for a Guilty Sadist
- 3 If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- 4 Notches
- 5 Crywank Are Posers
- 6 Obsessive Muso with No Friends
- 7 "Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?"
- 8 Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- 9 Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening to Gb
- 10 Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- 11 Waste
- 12 I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- 13 Do You Have Ppe for Self-Esteem?
- 14 This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- 15 Leech Boy
- 16 I Am Shit
- 17 I'm a Cliché
- 18 Just a Snail
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2012
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
- 1 Blink
- 2 Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
- 3 Little Creepy
- 4 Thomas Saunders Lloyd Webber
- 5 Care Not for Your Clubnights
- 6 Nostril Tampon
- 7 The Only Way I Could Save Myself Now Is If I Start Firebombing
- 8 Chuck & Buck, Suck & Fuck!
- 9 It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either
- 10 Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten
- 11 You Couldn't Teach Me Integrity
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2010
James Is Going To Die Soon
- 1 Welcome To Castle Irwell
- 2 Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
- 3 You Won't Meet A Girl Sat In Your Room Listening To Music (But Some Songs Can Still Give You Butterflies)
- 4 Pope Alexander
- 5 18
- 6 Hikikomori
- 7 An Intimate Message
- 8 Late Night People Watching
- 9 Harvey Milk Shit On The Table
- 10 Zains, Cam4, Wah-Wah and Sirens








