Something's changed in your face I notice 
A different sparkle in those crazy eyes 
Your unmistakable charade I know it 
Always tricks me every time.

A million tears, a trillion times 
I've seen that glaze and glitch in your eyes. 

This is a trick 
Hello, hello, I know 
What this really is 
I know hello, hello, hello

What's the matter with the transformation? 
What you've been practicing for days and nights. 
While I'm watching the creation of this 
awful creature that no one likes. 

A million tears, a trillion times 
I've seen that glaze and glitch in your eyes. 

This is a trick 
Hello, hello, I know 
What this really is 
I know hello, hello
This is a trick 
Hello, hello, I know 
What this really is 
I know hello, hello.

I'm so excited I can hardly take it.  

This is a trick 
Hello, hello, I know 
What it really is 
I know hello, hello,

It's just a trick  
Hello, hello, I know 
What it really is 
I know hello, hello