It's another endless night, I ride across the dirt
Shitty stalled motorcycle doesn't help my mood
Thinking 'bout riffs and tours every time I dodge a van
Dreaming 'bout the day I quit helps me getting through

    
No tip for the kid
No tip for the kid
No tip for the kid
No tip for the pizza kid

    
From Mexico to Japan, they'll move their feet to this beat
One day even skimos will join the "C-X" galaxy
Another bump on the road and I'm back in my seat
Another customer served but still, still I got no tip

    
We are taking over the world
Cause there's

    
No tip for the kid
No tip for the kid
No tip for the kid
No tip for the pizza kid

    
Hey man, it's Crisix
Bring all the pizzas you got and get ready to play

    
Everybody smells the slice
I'm a pizza antichrist
Everybody gets a slice
Hear the call
Join the pizza cult
No tip for the kid
No tip
No tip for the kid

    
What are you looking at?
What are you waiting for?
Come and blow up this fucking place
Fuck it
Come up and do your thing
Forget your problems, dude
This party heads to hyperspace
Keep on rolling, kid
Keep on rolling, kid
Keep on rolling, kid