Living in the U.K. is a lot of fun The cops don't even carry guns and if you're innocent, there's no need to run in the U.K. Black and white are treated the same You never get picked on if you've got a funny name and you never get beat up in the tube trains in the U.K. In the U.K. things are getting tight But they still say we've got consumer rights Yeah in the U.K. I'm gonna stay To tell you the truth I can't afford to run away From the U.K. From the U.K. From the U.K. From the U.K.