Woke up on the wrong day-searching for my k-9 Fell down in the street, rolled over and jumped a stop sign Saw you in the gutter and I just had to go-go Piss on your dog-go piss on your bow-wow Drivin' down the wrong street, rattled through the subway Couldn't find the sign and I couldn't see the k-9 Screaming out your window and I just had to go-go Piss on your dog, go piss on your dog Woke up on the wrong day-searching for my k-9 Fell down in the street, rolled over and jumped a stop sign Saw you in the gutter and I just had to go-go Piss on your dog, go piss on your dog Piss on your dog