I banged you here And on this couch In the doorway On every stair I nailed you there And on this chair The hallway We tapped that ass all over this house Sometimes him, sometimes me Though never simultaneously But one of us was hittin' it, usually We tapped that ass all over this house You'll never escape us 'Cause we live in your head Just two swell dudes that you screwed Here And here And here And there And even occasionally in your bed That bed is really uncomfortable Right? it's like a prison cot On the stove Over the sink And sort of in the fridge One time I think And then we hit the back patio That's where we hit your back pati.. Oh! We tapped that ass all over this house How many times did we tap that behind? Well, let's estimate On an average day, I would have to say Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8! What? too cheeky? Hey, does this ring a bell? (Sung) "A little to the left..." "Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right..." "Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left..." "Right there! right there!" "Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!" Barkeep, what's on tap? It's me, and my ass Ooh, sounds refreshing! On the table you were willing and able On the ottoman You took a lotta man And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit I also tapped that ass all over this house! Let's wrap this up with a big finish! But where should we finish? Please not on my chest... no, you'll scratch it! On the accent wall On the bathroom floor You didn't care where You just wanted more How much more tappin' could one ass endure? We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass (tapped that ass) We tapped that ass all over this house!