You say you're broken up, that it's over
Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be
You tell 'em, Maya!
But we see from afar
Just how cute you are
And the thought of it makes everyone all squee
Squee! Squee! Squee!
We don't know why you're fightin' the inevitable
With ya, Timmy!
It's clear to us that you are both soulmates
Plus, you're kinda the only two
LGBTQ
People I know, so to me, it's clearly fate
Fate, fate, fate!
You need to get out more, Tim
It's confirmed
It's confirmed
It's official
It's official
The group mind has decided you're in love
Court adjourned
Court adjourned
Now kiss a little
Kiss a little
The mass mob has declared that you're in love
Love, love, love!
Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now?
Yes, and this is a welcome distraction
Now, you might say we just need a distraction
You just said that!
Shh!
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "la la la la" when you swear
That there's nothing there
You're love's the only reason I survive
Sorry, what's your name again?
It's confirmed
It's confirmed
It's official
It's official
The group mind has decided you're in love
Say "yes" to long term!
Say "yes"
Look what I whittled
Hot dang!
The mass mob has decided you're in love
Love, love, love!
Everybody stretch, time to dance!
What are you guys doing here?
We all want you back together, too
Who is this guy?
I needed a dance partner, and I've had a really hard week, so please let me have this
Okay, so this is not about us at all
They're just randomly doing ballet now?
It's hard to follow. That is not the correct dance language for this piece
Stop it! Leave these guys alone! For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends with someone you've broken up with!
Do you really believe that?
No, I just wanted to be in the number
Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay!
It's confirmed! (Wee-ha!)
It's official! (Yee-hoo!)
The group mind has decided you're in love
Hey, where'd they go?
Who cares?
Horse!
