How dare you play with love? Have you no decency? Love is what created him, and him, and her, and me How dare you play with love? Is nothing sacred to you, ladysir? I think the word is just "ma'am." Love is what unites me and you and him and her and him and him and me as well JK LOL Let's do this! Love's not a game, love's not a game None of us would ever say love's a game That would be bad, you can be sure-a But I'm in the mood to wear this cool fedora Love's not a game, love's not a game We would never play with love like it's a game But if we did And that would be wrong We'd put 30 bucks down that Josh has the biggest schlong Oh, interesting, I'll double that I'll triple that Love is not Olympians sprinting down courses They're our dear friends, they are not horses Their love is pure, groom meets bride So we'd never soil it with a death pool on the side Josh, age 52, parasailing accident That's so smart. Same Love's an endgame, but it's not a game Our mouths keep saying that, but our hands need change Put 30 on red, poetically For red's the color of a heart that beats free Red is also Greg It's Greg We definitely shouldn't do this We definitely shouldn't do this This is bad, this is bad We're going to hell, this is bad I will give my counsel as a graduate of priest school Preschool? No, priest school I just talked to Jesus, and he said that it's cool Jesus said it's cool! Bills, bills, playbills Flops only appreciate over time Odds! Sixes! Dice! Monogamy! Love's not a game, love's not a game That being said, let's make it rain While Cupid descends from above The group mind has decided to bet on love Love's not a game, love's not a game Love's not a game, Josh should be wary of parasails