You know the trope In storytelling, it's a norm When a person's in trouble A manifestation of their subconscious Appears in the form of a Dream Ghost! Giving advice you kind of already knew I'm a Dream Ghost! I'm really just your mind working things through It's not clear if I'm hallucinated, or actually magic Let's leave it vague, it's more interesting that way I'm gonna take you on a journey through time and space And in the end you realize you knew the answer all along Honestly, it's a bit of a waste to be a.. Dream Ghost! (Dream Ghost!) We're other Dream Ghosts helping people on this plane We're also Dream Ghosts (Dream Ghosts!) While you're all asleep, we'll sing the refrain It'll never be clear if we're hallucinated, or actually magic And we're all women, 'cause this job doesn't pay so well [Rebecca:] wow, so there are a lot of Dream Ghosts! [Dr. Akopian:] yeah, a lot of people on this plane are having predicaments This guy is deciding Whether or not to leave his wife This girl is wondering If she should terminate her pregnancy This lady's dreaming in Portuguese So I'm not sure what she wants And this douche is agonizing Over whether to buy or lease a new Porsche We are the Dream Ghosts! (Dream Ghosts!) Here to show you the proper way We are the Dream Ghosts! (Dream Ghosts!) And the healthcare with this job is just okay We'll help you with decisions if you're on the fence And we're available for private events We're the Dream Ghosts! We wish our union health plan had dental Dream Ghosts! We're paying out of pocket for cleanings