I was Working hard at a New York job Making dough but it made me blue One day I was crying a lot And so I decided to move to West Covina, California Brand-new pals and new career It happens to be where josh lives But that's not why I'm here She's the crazy ex-girlfriend What? no, I'm not She's the crazy ex-girlfriend That's a sexist term She's the crazy ex-girlfriend Can you guys just stop singing for a second? She's so broken inside The situation's a lot more nuanced than that C-r-a-z-y Ok, we get it Crazy ex-girlfriend