Found an old box in the bottom of the closet 'Neath the bowling ball bag full of magazines Had a school sweater with a ring in the pocket From my first cigar - man did I turn green Hey honey come look at what I just found This old picture of us when the carnival came to town I was Superman, Tarzan Thought I was a star in a rock 'n roll band You were Lois Lane, Lady Jane I wasn't very good But you were the biggest fan of the man That you're mamma warned you not to trust Baby look at us There's that bracelet I made you at your homecoming party Bought a six-pack of Bud just to get the tabs Took you home and you worely proudly But I got in trouble when you showed your dad Here's a speaker from the Dickson Drive-In show What movie was playing we never did know I was Superman, Tarzan Thought I was a star in a rock 'n roll band You were Lois Lane, Lady Jane I wasn't very good But you were the biggest fan of the man That you're mamma warned you not to trust Baby look at us