River Euphrates Is longer than you A wandering drag queen A Hasidic Jew River Euphrates At Hollywood and vine A Nubian princess She's drunk all the time River Euphrates Somewhere in space She's watching free cable She digs microwaves River Euphrates Thinks she's a liar I'll you forever Love me a week River Euphrates You fell like a star Hide you in Mecca Buy you a car River Euphrates You black shiny stone I'll love you forever But you're never home River Euphrates Somewhere in space Watching free cable She digs microwaves There is like no other And only one God And River Euphrates is it And that is her job Oh yeah, Alright