River Euphrates 
Is longer than you 
A wandering drag queen 
A Hasidic Jew 

River Euphrates 
At Hollywood and vine  
A Nubian princess  
She's drunk all the time 

River Euphrates 
Somewhere in space 
She's watching free cable 
She digs microwaves 

River Euphrates 
Thinks she's a liar 
I'll you forever 
Love me a week 

River Euphrates 
You fell like a star 
Hide you in Mecca 
Buy you a car 

River Euphrates 
You black shiny stone 
I'll love you forever 
But you're never home 

River Euphrates 
Somewhere in space 
Watching free cable 
She digs microwaves 

There is like no other 
And only one God 
And River Euphrates is it  
And that is her job 

Oh yeah, Alright