I woke up out on the lawn
I went in and she was gone
She's the best I ever had
She was good and I was bad
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
Gave me drugs, she gave me cash
Put my disease in her gash
She was my spanking machine
She was nice and I was mean
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
Let me do just what I please
As she brought me to my knees
Left me swinging in the breeze
She was pure, I was a sleaze
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
I woke up out on the lawn
I went in and she was gone
She's the best I ever had
She was good and I was bad
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
Let me do just what I please
As she brought me to my knees
Left me swinging in the breeze
She was pure, I was a sleaze
Hoo hoo, hoo hoo
Hoo hoo, I miss her beer
