Hey scoot over, let me drive
Let's go wreck your old mans ride
Old mans ride, old mans ride
You will ride, you will ride
Honk the horn, let's scare old bags
Let's show off these bitchin' mags
Bitchin' mags, bitchin' mags
You will ride, you will ride
There's a dog, let's squish it good
Terrorize the neighborhood
Neighborhood, neighborhood
You will ride, you will ride
On the highway, drunk as shit
There's the pigs, let's step on it
Step on it, step on it
You will ride, you will ride
Drunk drive!
Hey scoot over, let me drive
I wanna fuck this chick while I'm still alive
Still alive, still alive
You will ride, you will ride
Take me home or it's your ass
Take me home or I'm gonna crash
Gonna crash, gonna crash
You will ride, you will ride
Drunk drive!
