Won't you scratch my itch sweet Annie Rich 
 and welcome me back to town 
 Come out on your porch or I'll step into your parlor 
 and I'll show you how it all went down 
 Out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels 
 and a good saloon in every single town 
 Oh, and I remember something you once told me 
 and I'll be damned if it did not come true 
 Twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down 
 and they all lead me straight back home to you 
 `Cause I headed west to grow up with the country 
 Across those prairies with the waves of grain 
 And I saw my devil, 
 and I saw my deep blue sea 
 And I thought about a calico bonnet from 
 Cheyenne to Tennessee 
 We flew straight across that river bridge, 
 last night at half past two 
 The switchman wave his lantern goodbye 
 and so long as we went rolling through 
 Billboards and truckstops pass by the grievous angel 
 And now I know just what I have to do 
 And the man on the radio won't leave me alone 
 He wants to take my money for something 
 that I've never been shown 
 And I saw my devil, 
 and I saw my deep blue sea 
 And I thought about a calico bonnet from 
 Cheyenne to Tennessee 
 The news I could bring I met up with the king
 On his head an amphetamine crown 
 He talked about unbuckling that old Bible belt 
 And lighted out for some desert town 
 Out with the truckers and the kickers and the cowboy angels 
 And a good saloon in every single town 
 Oh, but I remembered something you once told me 
 and I'll be damned if it did not come true 
 Twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down 
 and they all lead me straight back home to you 
 Twenty thousand roads I went down, down, down 
 And they all lead me straight back home to you