Full-grown porcupine dead on the road
Take a big ox, son, to carry that load
I got checked out by a blonde young heifer
Says she might wanna but I ain't gonna let her
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog
Socks on my feet like a true paint horse
A belt 'round my belly like a Galloway cross
Built a barn outta straw for to not pay rent
The thing blew over like a cheap green tent
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog
Yodel-ay-oh
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Yodel-ay-oh
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Yodel-ay-oh (Yodel-ay-oh)
Yodel-ay-odel-oh (Yodel-ay-odel-oh)
Yodel-ay-oh (Yodel-ay-oh)
Yodel-ay-odel-oh
Hey!
Smoke in the barbed wire, posts on fire
Has anybody seen my lucky fencin' pliers?
They didn't cost nothin' 'cause they come with the truck
And old uncle Hugh's still bringin' me luck
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
Hair in my eyes like a highland steer
Spring in my step like a white-tailed deer
I hitch in my hip like an old sheepdog
I puff up my chest like a big bullfrog
Woo-hoo!
Woo!
