You turn on the TV every night
Seems the right hates the left
And the left can't stand the right
Could be the TV station
The Old Folks blame it on my generations...
Me I'd rather focus on the positive
What we got in common is
Is everybody hates...

Warm beer, cold beans
Long lights, skeeter bite, short changing vending machine
Can I get an amen, hallelujah brother say it again
How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves and agree with one another right here
That everybody hates warm beer

I don't mean to be pontificating
Its a tough situation
But the point I'm making
In the words of the great miss Britney Spears
Its getting toxic here, we got a stop it here
Let's redirect our energy
Find a common enemy
Seems to me... everybody hates

Warm beer, cold beans
Long lights, skeeter bite, short changing vending machine
Can I get an amen, hallelujah brother say it again
How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves and agree with one another right here
That everybody hates warm beer

There's no your side or mine
Crosses all the party lines
There's no need for debate
Cause everybody hates...

Warm beer, cold beans
Long lights, skeeter bite, short changing vending machine
Can I get an amen, hallelujah brother say it again
How about we quit hating on each other
Drop the gloves and agree with one another right here
That everybody hates warm beer
That everybody hates warm beer