I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight
They say I was drunk, I threw a punch
I caught some big ol' bouncer dumb
See, he kicked me out, I snuck back inside
And that's how I got these two black eyes
I got lonely, called my ex
Second I come over, she said I guess
So I called a Lyft, he picked me up
About halfway there I blew some chunks
He kicked me out on Cherry Street
About that time I saw blue lights bling
Said you can't be here, can't sleep here
So I went to the quick mart
Bought a beer, went back to where that cop was parked
And I poured that High Life on his car
And he put me in the back with a dude named Mark
Wound up at the station, and here we are
When I see that judge at 8 a.m
I know my rights and I'll tell him
I plead the fifth
I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail, but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight
So I called my brother, he got me out
Said sleep it off, they're on my couch
About four o'clock, it was happy hour
And I've always been a sucker for a whiskey sour
I thought I'd have just one
Then somehow two turned into ten
And I thought, oh hell, here we go again
And some pretty girl gave me a grin
We stumbled into some different place
Right about that time I saw my face
On a poster up on the wall
Said, don't serve this guy alcohol
Then she asked me, hey, ain't that you?
What the hell'd you do?
I plead the fifth
I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail, but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight
That's my story and I'm sticking to it
Don't know what I did, but I didn't do it
I plead the fifth
I did some shit when I was drunk last night
I raised some hell, I posted bail, but I won't testify
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight
It all went south and I ain't proud
But a good time ain't no crime
I'll plead the fifth of Jack again when I go out tonight
