A drink'll (a what?) get you to a country bar
Buying rounds like a rockstar
Playing a mean air lead guitar (I got you)
A drink'll take your night two different ways
Getting numbers, getting names
Or maybe calling your old flame
A drink'll get you drunk
Float your boat or get you sunk
Get you cursing that last call
Thanking God for alcohol
A drink'll crown your Coke
Take you back to blowing smoke
Wanting more after a few
There ain't no end to what a drink'll do
A drink'll (yeah?) get you passed out in a bathroom stall
Walking around like you're ten feet tall
Standing on a stool screaming "come on y'all"
Don't you know a drink'll get you saying "hell yes"
To a nameless cocktail waitress
With Elvis as a witness
In a chapel off the strip in Vegas
A drink'll get you drunk
Float your boat or get you sunk
Get you cursing that last call
Thanking God for alcohol
A drink'll crown your Coke
Take you back to blowing smoke
Wanting more after a few
There ain't no end to what a drink'll do
What a drink'll do
(T Mac, I got another one for you)
A drink'll (I thought this song was over already) get you feeling sentimental
Pulling heart strings, peeling labels
Putting all your cards out on the table
Talking to God, talking to your dog
Talking to anyone who'll listen at all
Picking a song, getting all the words wrong
Catching up when the chorus comes along
A drink'll get you drunk
Float your boat or get you sunk
Get you cursing that last call
Thanking God for alcohol
A drink'll crown your Coke
Take you back to blowing smoke
Wanting more after a few
There ain't no end to what a drink'll do
What a drink'll do
(Hey man, the sun's coming up, we need to... we need to call a cab or somethin', let's get out of here...)
(I'll call another bottle if you got to)
(Okay, I'm in, let's go)
