Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess 
Queen of the people's hearts 
Perfect, shy, innocent - worldwide she's adored 
Home was the garden of England - in a world made of glass 

A long time ago - as the story unfolds 
The princess met her prince charming as tradition foretold 
The nation celebrates, rejoicing happiness and love 
Toast two becoming one - under the eyes of God above 

By example they lead us - we royal believers 
God save our gracious queen 
A long line of in breeders - blue blood line succeeds us 
Long live our noble queen 
We know our position in the food chain division 
God save our noble queen 
Send her victorious, happy and glorious 
God save the queen 

You're having a laugh sneers class war Clive 
Forced to live in a dive 
Finding it hard to survive 
There is no future and why 
Better wed than dead - execute 'em instead 
M.A.M. means movement against monarchy 
An uprising unlead 

Anarchist 'Arry, a mate of nihilistic Nick 
Says 'the royals are parasites' and his sister insists 
'They should be stripped of their wealth 
Distribute it to poor - feeding the needy not the greedy 
Time we evened the score' 

Presenting the greatest police chase video 
Exclusive, intrusive the all action show 
The royals uncovered - exposing suspects 
In the extermination of the people's princess 
Never ending sea of flowers 
Represents a nation grieving 
People wallow in self-pity 
Needing anything to believe in 
A reality whitewash 
Sentimental snivelling 
Remembrance souvenirs 
Who's making a killing? 

A party in the palace - the privilege ball 
To heal the broken spirits of those with fuck all 
The golden jubilee - the royal subjects flock 
Falling backwards to the future into wonderland lost 
A million devout subjects proving popularity 
Today becomes the future 
With a place for monarchy 
Happy ever after? Or can you hear the laughter?