Greeting passengers of Confetti airlines, it's so good to see you all
Please take your seats and fasten your seatbelts
As we are rapidly approaching takeoff for this
Inescapable, extensional, self-loathing, and deprecating trip
You've been forced to partake in
Please listen carefully to our brand-new safety instructional presentation
And welcome back to the circus
Oh, everybody welcome back to the circus act of the show
The freaks and geeks and psychopaths are knocking at the door
Now everything is in perfect place, the lights are bright on center stage
And the world's a little worse off than before
Oh, hey-o are you ready for Confetti? (For Confetti!)
Oh, hey-o are you ready for Confetti? (For Confetti!)
Let bygones all be bygones after all we're all sex icons
So, we'll hump, hump, hump on the theater drums with our soul
Oh, hi-yo are you ready for Confetti? (Hi-yo!)
Oh, hi-yo are you ready for Confetti? (Hi-yo!)
This intro's already far too long, you'll probably even skip this song
But welcome back to the 2nd act of the show (Enjoy your trip)
