Woo, baby, someday I'll be president
Yeah, I'll show the whole world how I'm so legit
(Yo, is this thing on?)
Election time, time to organize (Yeah)
The next social tragedy so we capitalize (Oh)
I got an acting coach and now I've learned to cry (Oh)
So, we tripled our donations while the market takes a dive (Woo)
Whoa, damn, that's the program (Yeah), yeah, rinse and repeat
Crazy, the whole population must be dumber than me
Do this every 4 years but damn it's working the poll
Tip you triple but remember I'll be taxing it though, haha
Baby, someday I'll be president (Someday, yeah, someday)
Yeah, I'll show the whole world how I'm so legit (-git, -git, yeah, I'm legit)
Yeah, I'mma start a party up in parliament
It's time to go and make the country dance again
I got that positive spin, give you a wink, let's be friends
'Cause baby, someday, baby, someday I'll be president
My fellow Americans (Yeah?), dare I say great again (Oh no)
How bout a, "Yes we can"? Now give it a running man (Alright)
Up on the podium, I'm Napoleon, about to empire this shit (What?)
Start a revolution and liberate these weak minded twits
Start a war over here, start a war over there
Making deals with the Devil, I'm the man in the chair
Come on (USA), can I get a (USA), gas light
Give me the green light, who I gotta bury next? (You, haha)
Baby, someday I'll be president (Someday, yeah, someday)
Yeah, I'll show the whole world how I'm so legit (-git, -git, yeah, I'm legit)
Yeah, I'mma start a party up in parliament
It's time to go and make the country dance again
I got that positive spin, give you a wink, let's be friends
'Cause baby, someday, baby, someday I'll be president
(USA, USA) Call it campaign (USA) showers, all this money (USA) to grab
Come on (USA), can I get a (USA), can't hear you (USA), yeah, we the (USA)
'Cause baby, someday I'll be president, oh my god
Show the whole world how I'm so legit, so freaking legit, oh my god (haha)
