We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion Uhh, my name's Gio I eat beans and rainbow sprinkles (what?) Uhh, *** Kris Kringle This goes out to my pointy eared people Three foot tall with it I'll take a hammer to the kneecap (bap bap bap) Santa better fall back Cause the elves got numbers fool, trust that We make the toys, he gets the glory He be the legend, that be annoying This be the last time he yo-ho-ho When Gio got his neck in a choke-ho-hold Now listen Angry elves on a mission We takin' over the business From the North to the South From the pole to ya house We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion Arsenic and chocolate chips These cookies 'gon make Santa flip Sugar plums and methadone Man all these elves are going dumb From the workshop (from the workshop) To the sleigh (to the sleigh) Going up and down that chimney all day Cause Christmas is canceled, it's overdue Bout to finish up what the Grinch couldn't do Time to cash in on that 401k Piña Coladas in Saint Tropez This the moment we get what we made Have you seen Santa? Nope no way! We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion We are the angry elves The angry elves, the angry elves We are the angry elves The angry elves rebellion