On final approach, we're coming in runway two two and I think
Where am I gonna park this thing?
There are planes lined up like sardines
And as far as I can see, there's cars lined up too
It looks like everybody in Newfoundland is here

(One plane, then another, and then another, and then another)
Is this on?
(And then thirteen planes, then another, and then another, and then another)
Sorry, I'm new
This is Roger's TV channel nine
My name's Jenna Smother and I'm reporting live from Gander Airport
(And then nineteen planes, then another, and then another, and then another)
Where the nineteenth plane has just touched down
I'm here with

Bonnie Harris
On a normal day we get a half dozen of flights
(And then twenty six planes, then another, and then another, and then another)
Now, we already got three times that many landing in two hours
That's a lot of noise
You can smell the fuel
(And then twenty nine planes, then another, and then another, and then another)
You can smell the exhaust

Jesus, that's a jumbo
There's gotta be two fifty or three hundred out there
(And then thirty two planes, then another, and then another, and then another)
That's a fairly large one, there's gotta be two hundred on her
And now I'm adding this up
We got thirty eight planes
(And then 38, 38, 38, 38, 38, 38 planes)
We got two, three hundred people on the average
Holy shit