Suicide Sal was a hellava gal And not bad for a fella Six feet two Her hair bright blue And no one had the heart to tell her That she showed no taste With the makeup on her face Jokin' cause .. Six feet two Army boots Silicone tits and balls to boot Sally was a drag, you had to be afraid Could've been up for the stage Only 22, and nothing you can do A man trapped in a blue rinse cage Well her big mistake was Trying to break some Fun down in the corner We had the waitress on the table She was keen and able For a private show we corner Just a pretty little thing with a waist so thin Her knickers down around her knees When up runs Sal with a drink in her hand Chucked it all over our pretty little dream Sally was a drag, you had to be afraid Could've been up for the stage Only 22, and nothing you can do A man trapped in a blue rinse cage Suicide Sal was a hellava gal And not bad for a fella Six feet two Her hair bright blue And no one had the heart to tell her That she showed no taste With the makeup on her face Jokin' cause .. Six feet two Army boots Silicone tits and balls to boot Sally was a drag, you had to be afraid Could've been up for the stage Only 22, and nothing you can do A man trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage He's trapped in a blue rinse cage Well he's trapped!