It was never ever easy Going inside her mind Going into the Mexican wedding of her fevered brain It was never ever easy Looking deep in her eyes There was no guaranteeing you could shoot your way outta there again Gay pistoleros Drinking and fighting Playing guitars And pissing all over the lawn Lusty senoras Kicking and biting Blowing their kisses and tossing their hair in the dawn It was never ever easy I used to crawl out of bed Half insane from the Mexican wedding going on in her head It was never ever easy You can take it from me That the Mexican wedding in her head was a bad place to be Lonely conchitas Slamming tequilas Fat federales smoking and scratching their balls Black-eyed bandidos Firing their pistols Singing yi yi yi yi yi for no reason at all It was never ever easy It used to fill me with dread Going into the Mexican wedding going on in her head