Santa Claus won't come tonight 
He is never late 
The reindeer may have been shot in the skies 
Of the USA 

For a long time 
I have been told lies 
Am I dumb? Am I blind? 
I am feeling so fine
Oh so fine..

Good news: I won't see your faces 
Round the cold turkey 
Come back home and hug your neighbours 
You have saved the tree 

For a long time 
I have been told lies 
Am I dumb? Am I blind? 
I am feeling so fine
Oh so fine..

For a long time 
I have been told lies 
Am I dumb? Am I blind? 
I am feeling so fine

Am I dumb? Am I blind? 
I am feeling so fine