It don’t take two years to know where they stand,
Or private finance,
Hope you like your f**king pork barrel payback,
A weapon or a bridge to nowhere,
There’s nothing to gain,
Lost in campaigns,
Lost in campaigns again.
Off to the races we go,
And in the first edition I want to know,
Who the winner is,
Who won?
The lame duck loves the distraction,
As the war rages on,
Lost in campaigns,
Lost in campaigns again.
Forty percent of districts are in,
Let’s call it, gotta call it!
Who’s going to be the first station to call it?
We’ll pay for the voting machines,
And we’ll pay for the recount.
