Menthol and alcohol Feelin' like I can't feel at all Menthol and alcohol Smell me comin' down the hall Smokin' and drinkin' (ooh!) What was I thinkin'? (YOLO) Now I'm fuckin' and singin' Bad breath and pit stinkin' So breathalyze this, bitch (trash) Fallin' down in public like I can't resist Irrational behavior, nasty-ass flavor Beer tastes like ice cream, lookin' for an ice queen Cause I don't need a limousine, what the fuck's a limousine? Pants wet like it's 2013 And I'm out the Hot Tub Time Machine I mean it this time I'm a toilet person (I'm a toilet person!) Menthol and alcohol Feelin' like I can't feel at all Menthol and alcohol Smell me comin' down the hall Menthol and alcohol Feelin' like I can't feel at all Menthol and alcohol Smell me comin' down the hall I know where you at I feel like a [?] He smells like a trash man (Like a trash man) Like a homeless man (Like a trash can) We need a home for this man (We need a home for this man) (We need a home for this man) (He can't live in a trash can) (No one should)