Have I gone mad?
Have I gone crazy?
Toys in the Attic!
There's nobody home!

Would you all believe
I once had a baby?
And I was married;
Now I'm alone.

And I think that God speaks to me
In the seconds of the clock:
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tock.

And if you come and visit
I think you'll find a lunatic
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.

Have I gone mad?