Today is a good day to flex the muscles of the weary A miracle's a miracle even when it's ordinary We walk on the water even though it seems scary If someone will show us the way I shook hands with the man who honestly thinks he's The grandson of Jesus with the penchant for pinchies He served us communion of cola and twinkies Guess everyone has their own view He stood on his soap box and told us a parable Of a man with eyeglasses so small they're unwearable And the moral of the story is it all looks terrible Depending on what you look through, on what you look through He said "do unto yourself as you do unto your neighbor It's not an eye for an eye, it's a favor for a favor And it's okay if this world had a billion saviors 'Cause there's so many things to be saved Take my words with a boulder of salt Or blame it on your devil Always the scapegoats fault We all point fingers when it comes to a halt Can somebody show us the way, show us the way...