County bum, this ain't worth a dad wang Here I am washin' Cessna 204's and coulda been flying L1011's Never in my life saw nothing like it Hey Mr. more arm in all Standing out here, feeling just like a schmuck with a bucket of Soapy water and a scrub brush, too Cussing myself, wringing my super shammy out Kicking my butt for flunking out of pilot school Man, these buckets sure are nasty [R] I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong And wiping bird poop off these wings Right now, I'm standing out here washing airplanes I shoulda gone to class, partied less, studied much harder Done anything to graduate Instead I'm spraying Windex on some windows And got me Armour All and tires, getting shocked by lotsa wires Yeah, this toilet water's blue and I am too [R] I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong And wiping bird poop off these wings Right now I'm staring at my work boots up above me I'm laid out on the runway, I'm laid out on the runway I'm pretty sure that fat flight attendant shoved me But I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry Trying to figure out exactly where I went wrong And wiping bird poop off these wings Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, no lie, lie, lie Yeah, I'm just standing out here washing airplanes, rinse off and dry dry dry