Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?
I want the Billy Gilman action figure
What about you Suzie?
I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene
And what about you Cledus?
Well, Santa it's not what I want
It's what I want to give
It's Christmas time in Nashville
For country singers one and all
I'm going to give a right nutty party
It's Cledus' Christmas Ball
I sent out the invitations
Heck I even rented out the hall
And I've got a big sack full of presents
Cledus' Christmas ball
Dolly Parton brought two jugs
Of wine everyone admired
Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog
Chestnut's roasting on an open fire
Somebody get Mark off of there
Ah, the twin fiddles are playing'
And it's a sewingin' time for all
Yee haw, everybody's dancin' around
Cledus' Christmas ball
Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Shania'a under the mistletoe
And that line was slap down the hall
Boy, I hope she enjoys kissin'
Cledus' Christmas ball
Willie Nelson's homemade brownies
Brought us all good cheer
Garth retired early again
But he'll be back next year
You can count on that
The party's dyin' down now
So here's my present to you all
Ha ha, come check out my package
Cledus' Christmas ball
It's a little bitty piece of me to you
Cledus' Christmas ball
It's an ornament for your Christmas tree
Cledus' Christmas ball
Hey, that's not Santa
Shh
That's Kenny Rogers
The Gambler
Hush yer mouth
Merry Christmas from Cledus T. Judd
Ho ho ho
