Yeah um you guys install the fences right uh the electrical ones that will shock the dogs? Yes Now my wife owns a babysitting and she has the kids in the backyard and we wanted to get a fence installed and have some collars put on the kids so they don't go in the street um I want to know who can do this and who can do this now and effective immediately March 31. Hello! Yeah we cannot do that Well you can put the fence in, you don't have to. I mean this is between you and me, me and you, hopscotch and we'll go you know 50/50 on the deal right? No I'm sorry Wait wait but I just want to say you know you guys won't know about the kids. We had it, we tested it out, one kids whatever, the retarded thing. We strapped one on him, he runs around, his tongue in his mouth, like a dog, kind of sort of, and he you know he goes through the fence. bzzz ow he's blasted with a shock and he runs back in screaming and we let him loose again he I mean there's tolerance build up Well we can't do that, legally, we can't really You're stuttering, are you, you know? I know because I can't believe Don't be nervous That the children Yeah but but it's not gonna I cannot do that If it's good for the dogs, it's good for the kids right? Dog's best friend, Man, dogs are a boy's best friend That's correct No, it's man's best friend. That's not correct But see if you... Like the whole procedure But you see if you... And what I want to do is have it going all zig zags under the ground so it confuses them so they're gonna be shocked and it'll keep them in line Right well see the only thing is if you were going to do that for children, you could be taken to court But but but you're forgetting the main objective: no one's gonna know Well they will know because eventually if the children get shocked long enough there will probably be marks You mean I shock these mother fuckers and there's gonna be burns on their neck? It don't burn the dogs. You don't make sense. You're tying two granny knots in a loop and it ain't happening Well sir I can't Ma'am please. I am a ma'am. I sound very masculine Okay man Ma'am. Ma'am. I am a lady. I am female Okay ma'am haha okay listen Do you find it funny to call me ma'am? Yes I do. Personally I do because you said you have a wife? But I am a dyke Okay well I'm sorry. I mean There's no need to apologize. We live in some crazy times. There's a fag right down the street from us but we have no problem Okay well here's the thing Roast beef Okay if you. How many collars do you need? Well we only have one phone line so you know one caller at a time and call waiting so maximum two callers can call. A total of two. But it, but that's fine right? No. What I'm talking about are dog collars. If you want a dog fence Huh what? You want a dog fence right? Yes! Yes! For the fence, you need collars Yes and How many collars do you want? 30, whatever, you know, maybe the kid will eat one If you want 30? Yes, dirty. [**Barks**] Shut up dogs! [**Barks**] [**Pants**] We want 30 collars, how much is this going to cost? Each collar is like $200 Ah! [**Woof woof**] So if you're going to get 30 of them Yeah That's $6000 Yeah the money is not a problem. My uncle Fred, he went down to the fag's house, took all sorts of their gay money. They they live on their own currency you know? Gay dollars. On their bills they have presidents like Greg Louganis is on the five dollar bill. Stuff like that. So we use. Do you accept gay money? No we don't Are you on the verge of piss-pantsing yourself? On what? On what? On the fence? On something? [**Barks**] You hear the dogs? They're here. Lots of them. [**Kicks**] Come on bark. Bark you. [**Barks**] You hear them? Yes I do Right now I'm petting the dog Okay well listen And if you don't put the fence in, I'm gonna stab him. [**Dog whines**] Don't stab me While I'm laughing Shut up And find you very amusing Shut up. You're going to have to put the fence in now. And that's it and that's all there is to it. I've wasted enough time with this and that and this and that and you're going to come here and dig and dig and put the fence in because these kids are risking their lives every single day of the week, they're running in the streets. UPS. Up and down I hope you have a really good day because you have definitely made me have a good day I made you have a good day? Yes you did. Can I ask you something? How many are people are there listening to this conversation on the speaker phone? Dogs or people? Well dogs and people I want to know 30 dogs in a suitcase Well how many? If you could just hear, well how do you want me to answer that? I just told you thirty dogs Oh okay. Well I have to go so you have a good day okay? Yeah I found out yesterday that I don't have a left arm Really? Yeah That's too bad but I do have to go so you have a really good day okay? Def Leppard Bye!