If I want a bargain, I avoid the high street shops 
I check the local papers to see who needs what I've got 
And who has what I can't afford when I can't afford a lot 
Someone else in this position, O.K. let's do a swap! 
Will swap. What have you got? 
Ain't got no money -- Don't own it, can't loan it 
Ain't got no credit -- Won't get it, yeah, forget it 
Will swap this poverty for all the things I need 
Things you've never seen before are left outside to rot 
There's food & furniture in skips and most are still unlocked 
Surplus raw materials are shelves & building blocks 
If you don't want it, someone will, why not do a swap? 
Will swap. What have you got? 
Ain't got no money -- Don't own it, can't loan it 
Ain't got no credit -- Won't get it, yeah, forget it 
Will swap this property for all I really need 
Will swap. Homelessness for squats 
Hunger for surplus tons of food 
Anger for a reason, so few have got so much 
With so many hopelessly demanding 
"Will do anything" -- "Anything will do" 
So here's the barter system on the pages at the back 
Will swap commercial interest for a rummage in your sack 
Will swap your c.c.t.v. for an unrecorded chat 
We'll swap a few priorities and watch the wall street crash 
Will swap. What have you got? 
Ain't got no money -- Don't own it, can't loan it 
Ain't got no credit -- Won't get it, yeah, forget it 
Will swap this poverty for all I really need