Well I love pink things and chocolate's nice And who doesn't like flowers in red and white? On paper it's great, the most romantic date Unless you don't have a date I don't wanna sound like an old hag, but Valentine's Day is such a drag Just a reminder that I've never had a boyfriend in my life Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hey, I really hate this day Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave I thought I was nice Thought I was worth a shot I thought someone could want me But apparently not Hey, we don't have Valentines Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy Cause they don't exist I don't care what you say There's nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day Well I wanna be a bride, but I need a groom You're probably not gonna find one hiding in your room Hey, leave her alone Yeah, it's hard to meet guys Especially when you know they're plotting your demise I see the couples walking down the street And I can't help but wonder "what's wrong with me?" Why do we need a stupid holiday To rub in what I don't have in my face Girls, we got a lot to do I need good energy to focus on you Is she serious? At a time like this? I'm pretty sure she's being blinded by her ignorant bliss Well that's just not fair Hey, don't make us work today We need 48 hours just to grieve this pain You guys are so dramatic You don't know what it's like I'm gonna be alone for the rest of my life Hey, we should just give up now If things were gonna change they would've gotten better by now You've barely even tried Easy for you to say You are not the one who's single on Valentine's Day Okay, everyone sit down right now This has gone way too far You can't be serious You really believe you've got so much to give You think no one can see Dani, you're generous Amy, you're smart Lauren, you've got such a compassionate heart Lisa, you're funny And Katherine, you're kind Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds This stupid holiday doesn't define your life And I'm not just saying that cause I'm about to be a wife Ooh, that rock, though Hey, I guess it's not that bad We could all have boyfriends and still be sad We got no one to fight with No one to complain If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain Hey, Christina thanks a lot For giving us perspective on what we got We have freedom Open schedules No drama Hey guys, I've really been meaning to tell you this but, um... I actually have plans tonight It's nothing crazy But I got asked out I didn't wanna abandon you guys but I actually have to leave now Traitor!