The day drags on and stumbles 
I'm far too tired to smile 
From the kitchen to the tables 
I must've walked a thousand miles 
The man at table number seven 
He's not where he wanted to be 
He's far too tired, or he's just been fired, 
So he takes it all out on me 
Takes it all out on me 

Pretty young couple in the corner
With much too much to say 
They don't like a thing that I bring them, 
And they send it all away 
They look in my eyes when I apologise
Say they want it all for free 
They've got the guilt of easy money,
and they take it all out on me 
Take it all out on me 

The dignity of labour 
It never rang true to me 
Where's the pride in the nine to five 
And the crook of the bended knee? 
And a man wants my telephone number 
So drunk he can hardly see
And I know in the haze of rejection
That he'll take it all out on me
Take it all out on me

So take advice from a girl who knows
The next time you complain
There's a hallway from the kitchen 
Where I know I can't be seen
That's where I flavour the food I bring you: 
Your steaks and your soups and your stew 
Compliments of your waitress 
I can take it all out on you
Take it all out on you.