Over in McCann's there's a grand type of dance band 
a'playin' 
And they're spinning out the continental ceilidh 
They're comin' in their cars from the bars Over in 
Leister and Killane 
Just to hear the famous Gunter Reynolds playing 
Out the star of Munster with Hans O'Donahue 
Neatly rappin' out a tango on the spoons 
Such commotion will act like a lotion on the struttin' 
At the continental ceilidh tonight. 
Wolfgang's playin' on the comb someone shouts at him: 
"go home!" 
Klaus is playin' a slow air on the bodran 
Quinn from Corofin his fiddle tucked beneath his chin 
S-s-h-h He's goin' to play the "Bogs of Oranmore" now 
An old fashioned lady begins to sing a song 
Ah, lads, a bit of order over there 
Clarinbridge for the chowder keep your powder dry 
At the continental ceilidh tonight. 
Ciaran closes his eye's pretends he's in disguise 
When he sees an old flame comin over 
He's singing for the Swedes in their tweeds 
Doin' all he can to please 
The night's at such a delicate stage 
Later on he'll give an audience to one of them or two 
He'll sing the Dyin' Swan to touch their feelin's 
Tonight's his night and tomorrow night will be just the 
same. 
Ada let me out to the bar where the boys are goin' far 
And they're spinnin' out the continental ceili 
Never mind the liquor the music's in my soul 
So long as I can hear the band a'playin' 
The pipes and the flutes and the fiddles are in tune 
Whoo, I'd love to meet a European girl 
Ada now me head is goin' light and the band is playin' 
tight 
At the continental ceilidh tonight. 
All the publicans are there it's like a hirin' fair 
Tryin' to figure out how much McCann is makin' 
To keep their pubs outta stubs, they're lashin' out big 
subs 
In a burst of fierce anticipation 
Moguls from Mukhill are starin' at the till 
Tryin' to get a low down on the line up 
They'll be buyin' free porter for members of the band 
At the continental ceilidh tonight.